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Name: Justin
Birthday: 12/29/1979
Gender: Male
Interests: Jesus, My gorgeous pregnant wife,my son (the most beautiful boy on the planet), All of my wonderful kids at Horizon & sponsors as well, burning ants w/ magnifying glass, eating, looking (whether that be at myself or someone else), trying to tickle myself (never works), borrowing people's hairpiece's!
Occupation: Retired
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  jdub247
Member Since:
9/7/2004
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| Okay, so I haven't updated in a while, here's my update..........................update! | | |
| What can I say!! To all of my chill'rens, you guys are the greatest bunch teens in the world. I am so very fortunate to have a group like yuse guys. I want to hear from all of you!! Your favorite moment at youth group! It could be an event, something you did, a teaching that impacted you, the excitement of accomplishing something, or just being around people you love. What ever it is....post it? Oh, and please be as original as possible. Think deep. Think hard. As always LOVE WINS. May the peace of YAHWEH rest upon you until we find ourselves in each others company again.
Justin (Fizz) | | |
| Just allow me to say this, I Love Posts! Let me clarify. I like Post brand cereal, Post office, Post-It Notes, Post hole diggers, outPosts, I enjoy things the way their supPost to be, Post-Pardem...NOT!!!, fence Posts, sign Posts, and Xanga Posts.
Real quick! Your favorite funny post of all time. What is it?
My favorite all-time newspaper post is (this is an actual post in a real newspaper):
USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named HomerHendelBergenHeinzel. One only. | | |
| Well, Well, Well! How my peeps doin out there? Do to the overwhelming response that people need more laughter in there lives (as they have told me, "Hey, I need something (someone) funny to laugh at!" So out of my need to please I have volunteered to do so by writing another post. This post will be a combination of two of the greatest things that I have ever experienced in my life. There is a form of terrorism being completely overlooked by other nations and perpetuated by the United States itself. The form of terrorism simply put...the mullet haircut. Seriously, how else can you explain it away when you've got large Asian men walking around Seaworld sporting this do. Now I love redneck people, used to be one myself, but who is the spokesperson taking this idea 'round the world?? One word "Terrorism" I wonder if there are people at international airports smuggling in mullet hairpieces and giving them out to the natives. Scary thought...I know! Now, to abruptly change subjects pop-tarts. Have you ever realized that you can actually microwave a pop-tart? If you've got a box a home check it out. The box should say something like microwave on high for three seconds. I don't know if I want to be waking up and eating that fast. If all you've got is three seconds to eat before you gotta go...you might want to loosen up your schedule a little bit. New pop-tart inventions. Two pop-tarts with peanut butter in between them and wham-o, pop-tart peanut butter and jelly samich (do not microwave this!!). How about mini pop-tarts? Everlasting pop-tarts? Pop-tarts on a stick? Oh, wait...it's coming to me now...mullet pop-tarts. The crowning achievement in redneck society. Ha! Ha! Well to everyone in Xanga land I'm out! This one's for Ruth and all my people at F.C.C.
Keepin it Real 4 Christ
Justin | | |
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